What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:02

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Why is my ex mad I moved on when he dumped me?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Can anyone or anything overthrow your belief in the Jewish God?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Octopussy
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.